If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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