I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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