Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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