i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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