I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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