I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
