So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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