would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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