Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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