North Korea, Best Korea!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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