I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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