I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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