I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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