At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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