for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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