i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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