What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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