Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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