i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I currently don't understand fingers.
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