How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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