Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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