ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The chlamydia really affected his face.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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