I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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