Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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