Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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