Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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