And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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