batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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