I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Girls should come with a carfax report
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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