Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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