Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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