i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
