Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
