Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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