How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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