I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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