I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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