Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
please don't ironically join a cult
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