You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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