so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im holly from the hills drunk
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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