what day is it and did you see me today?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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