my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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