Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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