Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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