youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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