Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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