party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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