It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
