He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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