You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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